Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
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You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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