Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
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Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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