Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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