i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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