No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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