okay pat passed out under dana's car
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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