I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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