nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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