What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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