Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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