Plan B is the new Plan A
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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