Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
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how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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