with your own penis?
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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