I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Your cock deserves a montage
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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