About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Watching her eat just hurts me
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
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It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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