Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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