Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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