Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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