that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
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He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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