SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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