i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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