Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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