I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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