i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
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This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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