You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
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He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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