Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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