Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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