9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Just high enough for therapy.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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