just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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