I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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