So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
My Higher Power is John Stamos
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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