I need help removing her.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I have fence marks all over my body
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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