She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I got chris browned last night
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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