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i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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