I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
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It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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