If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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