Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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