I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
third nipple confirmed
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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