That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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