Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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