My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
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