Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
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a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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