So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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