I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
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