I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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