Where did you get a picture of my penis
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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