Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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