I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
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The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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