Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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