I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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