Do you still have your period?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
