But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
farters have to be the big spoon...
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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