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You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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