hotel room ftw
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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